She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
Hi, I'm Alexa, 20, German, hyper, ginger and proud.
I write, I cosplay, I record podfic, I fangirl. But mostly I reblog stuff from more quality blogs than mine. I only insult people I like.
Also: Don't expect this to be a nice and neat blog dedicated to one or two fandoms. This blog is a big fucking mess of different fandoms and ships. The only constancy: gayness. Oh, and dogs and pretty tattoos maybe.
My Cosplay Tumblr: himmelgruen.tumblr.com
You can find my podfics here: ao3.org/users/theloudestnoise
So I guess you all have noticed that the episode names in Hannibal are always food from a specific country with season 1 being food from France and season 2 from Japan but imagine a season with German food:
Epsiode 1: Bierschinken
Episode 2: Schnitzel mit Pommes
high school au where e&R get paired up for that flour sack baby project because the teacher thought Enjolras was a girl the entire year and that sends Enjolras on a sj rant about how the thought that men are incapable of raising children is a result of patriarchy in society
Valentine’s Day may have already come and gone, but I finally have some SUPER RAD FOLDING CARDS for sale in my shop! The front is displayed above, and the inside is a (sfw) surprise~ If your method of showing affection involves gay centaurs and money, this might be the way to go!
(this is 100% a parody of that one George Leonnec painting and no copyright infringement is intended, etc)
oh and, of course: these losers are from my comic Hotblood!
growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME
sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech
Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks…